Hey jackholes...what's shaking?
Today's been a fucked up day, all I've done is met Steven Seagal at the dojo, went to a poetry slam, sat at Starbucks reading "The Catcher in the Rye," got caught up in a domestic dispute, made a list of people I hate, became unreasonably upset at the news the "Spies Like Us" wasn't nominated for an Oscar, put on a breakdancing routine at a nursing home, replied "bonkers" when someone asked my how my day has been, and singlehandedly brought on the demise of Maroon 5.
•I betcha the chicks on "All American Handyman" are going to be hot. No. No, they won't be.
•It's called a prison, not this bullshit "correctional facility" shit. Quit trying to church it up.
•I really hate the show Spongebob Squarepants...don't sing the fucking song. I'm NOT impressed that you know all the words.
•I like when I sit down on the couch after one of the dogs has sat there 'n it's all gritty...where the hell do they go when I let them outside?
Where do they go when I let them o
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