I haven't really slept...but I did manage to challenge my elderly neighbor to a duel, got super high and watched "Falcon Crest," wrote death threats to Lonnie Anderson, auditioned for a part in community theater, had a Mexican stand off with the bitch who got the lead, ate a Bear Claw, got down to brass tacks, journaled in my Hannah Montana diary, threw a kids ball up on roof, killed the entire cast of "Glee," made some shady deals down at the pier, worked on my "Worst Vacation Ever" photo album, did some cooked down Afrin, and texted death threats to my nail lady.
•Sometimes when I'm trying to do something tough or cool, I hear "Lose Yourself" by Eminem in my head.
•Wow! That Megan Fox is such a seductress...
•I like the word "hobo." it's self explanatory...
•Nuthin' better than washing down a Butterfinger with a Mt. Dew.
My hair is no longer blonde...I'm pretty sure in my previous life I was a busty blonde...in this life I'm just busty.
I've been working on my family tree, and I found out that I am Swedish...that explains why I'm such an icy bitch.
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