Hey fuckwads...what's shaking? I haven't done a whole helluva lot today since it's all rainy and shitty, all I've done is kicked daytime local news anchor "Captain" Rich Luterman's ass, read a Harlequin Romance novel, redecorated my house with "Home Interior" products, drank 15 "5 Hour Energy's," stole a car from Mother Waddles, filled my pockets full of "Sacajawea" quarters so when I walked past homeless people my pants jingled like a big shot, got a parrot, taught said parrot to say "fuck off," joined in the Million Man March, watched reruns of My Two Dads, rented porn from Family Video, got super high from sniffing glue, ate some marzipan, and remade my own version of the movie "My Stepmother is an Alien."
•I think stupid people should be on the bottom of the food chain.
•I think I'd like the Drop Kick Murphy's more if I was Irish...until then, Cyonara Drop Kick Murphy's!
•If "House" was a real drug addict he'd take like four Vicodin at a time instead of one. Stupid. If you going to to be a "method actor" hang out with some real addicts. P.S. He uses the cane on wrong side.
•Erin Brockovich seems like a real busy body.
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