Hey asses...it's either Friday or Saturday. I don't know...the days all seem to run right in to each other. So, all I've done is played my accordion, threw rocks at cars, smoked some Angel Dust, frantically ate "Grape Nuts," went to my hip hop dance class, tried to get the circumference of Minnie Driver's head, dressed up in my black lady Wal-Mart greeter costume, took a soak in my used hot tub, reenacted the scene from "Family Ties" where Uncle Ned drinks vanilla extract, wrote a letter to the producer of "Cagney and Lacey" telling him that they were more than thick ankles and careful police work, was put on trial for double homicide, fixed my toaster that was on the fritz, went on a crime spree, peddled counterfeit purses, read some smut, and played the race card.
•I'm proud to say I've never put on a hot dog costume.
•Messing with my pizza crust is like worshipping the devil.
It's not a good idea.
•Oh my God. Oh my God. Has anyone seen the movie "Posse: Revenge of Jesse Lee? This movie sucks. I seriously watched 25 minutes of it unsure if it was a drama or a comedy.
Big Daddy Kane plays the "Gambler." 'Nuff said.
•My new favorite saying is "In your face Nancy Grace." I look forward to using it conversations, no matter how warranted it is.
•"Chips Ahoy cookies aren't the best. They're just the best Kroger has to offer.
•Alright...I'm out. 'Bout to get this shit viral!!!!
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