It's already 8:00 in the morning and I haven't done shit except proved Drew & Mike were members of the American Neo Natzi Zionist Church, watched "Thunder Cats," joined a polygamy sect so I could have a maid, sold drugs behind a Payless Shoe Source, wrote a poem for my dead PopPop, needed a skin graph for the roof of my mouth after eating "Cap'n Crunch," went crazy on a dance floor, described my personality on ChristianSinglesMeet.com as a vivacious, carefree lady in the prime of my life, made waves in the gay community, started out my day with a quote from my motivational sayings calendar, danced like no one was watching, thought outside of the box, and listened to Survivors "Eye of the Tiger."
•I still find children horrible and Kim Kardashian nauseating.
•Why does Dr. Phil call himself a doctor? He's not a real doctor. I'm just going to start calling myself Mayor Angela.
•Speaking of names, have you noticed the names if the younger newscasters? Jessica Starr, Erin Nicole...they sound like high priced call girl names.
•What's the deal with killers going free? Casey Anthony, OJ Simpson, Amanda Knox. We're not setting a good example for future killers.
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