Good afternoon dillweeds...I'm pretty stoked that it's only one more day until the weekend and that I used the word "stoked" to describe how "stoked" I am about the whole thing. I've had a pretty boring day so far...all things considered. All I've done today is beat a republicans ass, enjoyed the comedy stylings of a one Mr. Bill Cosby, fell in love with a boy from the wrong side of the tracks, won a drag race, become a butler for a rich Jewish family, enjoyed a "Grand Slam" breakfast at Denny's, reenacted every scene from Dirty Dancing, read the Wall Street Journal, pretended to understand said journal, gave Marisa Tomei's "Oscar" to it's rightful owner, Vanessa Redgrave, read on Snopes.com that Snopes.com was false, dressed up like Mayor McCheese, was a maniac on a dance floor, got high off my own supply, listened to Air Supply, and submitted my song to Hanson's for their "Sing a Jing" contest.
•Bars are dumb...I don't have an explanation of why I feel that way. I just do.
•The movie "The Cutting Edge" is the story of my life. It's not...it's just a really bad movie.
•Maizies party is becoming OTT.
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