The one about Nabisco

I guess some days are better than others...I haven't done shit today except put a severed finger in a box of 'Nilla Wafers, initiated a legal battle with Nabisco, wrote a threatening letter to Mark Zuckerberg (why the hell can't you just "edit" a post,) dressed up like Madonna circa 1986, played detective (my case of the missing bike horn turned into a double rape homicide,) scored some Turkish Meth, and spraypainted a mural in a urban area reminding people to "Get Tested."

•I hate when people mispronounce "vodka." It's not Vokka, it's voDka. Vodka. 

•Rizzoli and Isles is a painful show to watch. Yeah. It's pretty bad.

•I truly believe that I hate some people so much that if I heard somewhere that that person was beat to hell, that I'd smirk when I heard it. Yeah, I know.

•Okay, nepotism was brought up yesterday. I don't understand why this is an acceptable practice in Hollywood...or anywhere for that matter. You would'nt let a famous surgeons son work on your face, just because his dad is famous, good at it and licensed...why is this okay in Hollywood?
I've put together a little list where nepotism is the only reason we know who some of these people are.

Nepotism:
Emma Roberts-Julia Roberts
Drew Barrymore-John Barrymore
Haylie Duff-Hilary Duff
Rumer Willis-Demi Moore & Bruce Willis
Kelly & Jack Osbourne-Ozzy Osbourne 
Tori Spelling-Aaron Spelling
Jaden & Willow Smith-Will Smith
Clint Howard-Ron Howard
Ashlee Simpson-Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton-
Jim Belushi-John Belushi
Miley Cyrus-Billy Ray Cyrus
Nicole Richie-Lionel Richie 
Freddie Prinze Jr.-Freddie Prinze
Charlie Sheen & Emilio Estevez-Martin Sheen
Kimberly Stewart-Rod Stewart
Peaches Geldolf-Bob Geldolf
Liv Tyler-Steven Tyler
Lily & Alfie Allen-Keith Allen
Kiefer Sutherland-Donald Sutherland 
Liza Minelli-Vincente Minelli & Judy Garland
Stella McCartney-Paul McCartney
Kate Hudson-Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell
Keira Knightley-
Kate Beckinsale- 
The Kardashians-Bruce Jenner & Robert Kardashian 
Gabby Logan-Terry Yorath
Colin Hanks-Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson
Norah Jones-Ravi Shankar
Matthew & Gunnar Nelson-Ricky Nelson.
Bijou, Chynna & MacKenzie Phillips-John Phillips
Wendy & Carnie Wilson-Brian Wilson
Lisa Marie Presley-Elvis Presley
Bonnie Raitt-John Raitt
Jeff & Beau Bridges-Lloyd Bridges
Nancy Sinatra-Frank Sinatra
Robin Thicke-Alan Thicke
Mariska Hargitay-Jayne Mansfield
Jamie Lee Curtis-Janet Leigh and actor Tony Curtis
Bryce Dallas Howard-Ron Howard
Isabella Rossellini-Ingrid Bergman
Michael Douglas-Kirk Douglas
Sean Astin-Patty Duke and actor John Astin
Angelina Jolie-John Voigt
Jane & Peter Fonda-Henry Fonda
Bridget Fonda-Peter Fonda
Melanie Griffith-Tippi Hedron
John Ritter-Tex Ritter
Ben Stiller-Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller
Joely Richardson-Vanessa Redgrave
Thora Birch-Jack Birch & Carol Connors.
Bristol Palin-Sarah Palin
Melissa Rivers-Joan Rivers
Ayla Brown-Scott Brown & Gail Huff
Alexa Ray Joel-Billy Joel & Christie Brinkley
Francis Bean Cobain-Kurt Cobain & Courtney Love
Jakob Dylan-Bob Dylan
Joe (King) Hill-Stephen King
Sofia Coppola-Francis Ford Coppola
Bindi Irwin-Steve Irwin
Ivanka Trump-Donald Trump
George W. Bush-George Bush
Chelsea Clinton-Bill & Hillary Clinton
Sean & Julian Lennon-John Lennon
Will Ferrell-Lee Ferrell
Tatum & Redmond O'Neal-Ryan O'Neal
Cameron Douglas-Michael Douglas
Nick & Brooke Hogan-Hulk Hogan
Dakota Johnson-Melanie Griffith & Don Johnson
Jennifer Aniston-John Aniston & Telly Savalas
Little Romeo-Master P
Lisa Marie Presley-Elvis Presley
Gwyneth Paltrow-Blythe Danner & Bruce Paltrow
Brandon Lee-Bruce Lee
Laura Dern-Bruce Dern & Diane Ladd
Carrie Fisher-Debbie Reynolds
Angelica Huston-John Huston
Natalie Cole-Nat King Cole
Alan Alda-Robert Alda
Roxie Roker-Lenny Kravitz
Sam Rondon-Lindsey Lohan
Ali, Michael & Dina  Lohan-Lindsay Lohan
Kevin Federline-Brittany Spears
Casey Affleck-Ben Affleck
Christina Applegate-Robert Applegate & Nancy Priddy
Olivia Wilde-Leslie & Andrew Cockburn 
Lorraine Nicholson-Jack Nicholson
Chris Brosnan-Pierce Brosnan
Chris Penn-Sean Penn
Sean Penn-Leo Penn
Jamie Lynn Spears-Brittany Spears
Nicolas Cage-Nicholas Copolla

Jesus Christ on a cracker...you get the point...