I haven't done anything today...I'm bored. All I've done today is opened my own dance studio, tried out for a role in a "Goodman, Acker" commercial, wrote death threats to Merlin Olsen for canceling "Father Murphy," went to Long John Silvers, watched Mr. Belvedere, wrote death threats to the producer of "Teen Mom," talked like a Hispanic gang member all day, referred to someone as "ese," did some arts and crafts, and Bedazzled my prettiest pair of white jeans.
While putting together my blog, I was told that a company would advertise on my blog...this is the e-mail I got from them describing how they work.
AdSense is Google's content-targeted advertising program. This means that you don't select keywords or categories for your ads. Instead, Google's servers determine what your posts are about and display the most relevant ads to your readers. So, if you blog about baseball, there might be ads for Major League Baseball memorabilia next to your post. If you blog about painting, there might be ads for art supplies.
Please take note of my "advertisements." Fucking hilarious!
Why do I have ad's for rehab? It must be that pesky meth addiction.
•I really wanna tell "Captain" Rich Luterman to suck it.
•The lead singer from Men at Work is so ugly...That ugly bastard needs to stay under.
•Just got home from work...kicking back with some Apple Pucker on the rocks.
lol @ bedazzler i remember those, and yea i do remember mr belvedere too more recently on family guy..of course. as far as teen mom that show shouldnt have never made it on like alot of the shows on Mtv
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