All I've done is sat around in my pajamas...I haven't done shit except called Live Links...because they wanna hear my voice, did a jigsaw puzzle, said "Bloody Mary" into the mirror 3 times, threw a rager, ate some Pringles, played some PacMan, said the Pledge of Allegiance, consulted OJ Simpson on the best way to kill someone and get away with it, wrote a letter to Oxygen informing them that their "Bad Girls Club" was nothing but a bunch of white trash bitches, ate some Cheez its, made fun of organized religion, did a tap dance routine to "Hello my Baby, Hello my Darling" at the local nursing home with tap shoes I made by hot gluing bottle caps to my flip flops, and made voodoo dolls of people I hate.
•Sarah Palin is a card and she needs to be dealt with.
•I hate Comcast. Hate them. Bad customer service. Bad everything. Just. So. Fucking. Bad.
•Dinner with Schmucks was a worse movie than Sleep Away Camp 4. Yep. It was that bad.
•I don't think I'd order the "Plaque Blaster" that I saw on an informercial.
It takes for something to be crazy funny for me to actually laugh out loud. This actually made me laugh so hard that I had tears in my eyes...
Funny shit!!
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