Wednesday, August 24, 2011

The One About Tucks Pads

I really need a hobby...I do. All I've done today is corrected kids on FB who insist on spelling "HO" as "HOE," popped some wheelies on my Huffy, got "beaten" into a Latina gang, got a tattoo that says "Chicas Freakas," bought Tucks Pads at CVS, hung out in a maternity ward making fun of the moms who named their kid Nevaeh, went to an AA meeting, sat outside of said AA meeting drinking a can of Schlitz, called The Covenant House 9 line and talked like a pirate the entire conversation (yep, 1-800 and keep dialing 9,) and watched "The Great Space Coaster" with my imaginary friend.


I hate Kim Kardashian...why the fuck is this bitch famous? All she's done is A. Make a vile sex tape with Nick Canon of all people. 2. Dated sweaty black dudes and D. Has a GIGANTIC ass.
The term celebrity comes from the Latin noun celebritas, via the french cele'brite', which come from the Latin verb celebrar to celebrate...to make famous...
I don't understand why people "celebrate" this idiot. She's fucking nauseating!!! Has she ever said anything smart? She has NO personality, she's not funny, witty or cute...and this bitch gets a $2 million dollar deal for her own show. If you don't know, now ya know; I hate Kim Kardashian.



I seriously find no joy in children. Honestly, I hate the little bastards.

Fake uplifting people disturb the hell out of me. Really. You really would rather "sew a quilt for a veteran's widow, than relax on your couch and watch your favorite show?" Really? That is Fucked. To. The Hell up." 

My dogs bark entirely too much. Yet, I don't want to hurt their feelings by yelling "shut up." So, in essence. My dogs. Bark. A lot.



4 comments:

  1. theres alot of the reality show ppl that are "famous" and considered celebrities i guess the standard of being "famous" had gotten lower and even gone to hell

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  2. I use to watch that show when I was a kid. Good stuff! LOL. BTW, Kim Kardashian made a sex tape with Brandy's little brother not Nick Canon. Which is even worse in my opinion. YUCK! I'm dropping the kids off to you a.s.a.p. And you will find the joy damn it. HeHe

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  3. Thank you for the correction!!! You're right, it was Ray J!! You're right again, that is even worse than Nick Canon!
    Lmao...You sure you wanna drop your kids off with me? Other than the fact that I find no joy in children, I've got a pretty bad meth addiction.

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  4. Lee, I know!! I'm so sick of these people being shoved down my throat. Another thing is that a lot of these "celebrities" are only famous because they're related to someone famous. Nepotism anyone?
    I think I'll do a little blogging on nepotism tomorrow...

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